3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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