These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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