Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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