everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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