I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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