big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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