This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
and she was petting her beer can
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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