Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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