Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize