Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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