Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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