Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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