You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I didn't shave. On purpose
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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this will be a night to untag.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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