Kiss
Puke
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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