You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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