i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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