Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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