I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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