Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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