I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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