Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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