Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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