Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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