DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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