there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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