The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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