I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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