Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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