Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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