Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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