you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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