Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I had to cum in my sink.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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