sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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