NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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