He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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