were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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