You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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