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(206): View more from Washington

A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys

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(602): View more from Arizona

for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

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(785): View more from Kansas

you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!

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