at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
my poor anus
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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