I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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