I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
