Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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