there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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