I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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