I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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