If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
