Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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