do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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