So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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