Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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