There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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