Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I want her autograph on my taint
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
