So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
kristin has been a bad kristin
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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