Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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