Don't you send me to vm
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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